Showing posts with label Tales by the Tree. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tales by the Tree. Show all posts

Friday, 29 November 2013

Book Launch - Tales by the Tree - A Flash Fiction Anthology out now!



Gather Around The Tree With a Collection of 75 Tales From 40+ Authors.

Welcome to Tales by the Tree, a collection of holiday stories brought to you by a group of authors whose imagination knows no bounds. No matter how you enjoy your holidays, our collection features something for everyone. Included are Traditional Tales, Family Friendly, Holiday Humour, and Noel Nightmares. 

Grab a cup of cocoa and settle in for a long winter's night with Tales by The Tree, an amazing way to discover new talented authors, many of whom are published and can be found on Amazon. 

All royalties benefit the Mount Rose Elementary School library in Reno, Nevada.

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Tuesday, 29 October 2013

The Curious Case of the Conundrum of Christmas

This story was written for Tales by the Tree  - a Christmas Flash Fiction Anthology



Title: The Curious Case of the Conundrum of Christmas
Author: Nick Johns
Genre: Holiday Humour (?)
E-Book: Yes
Dedication: For dreamers everywhere, who help preserve a sense of wonder in the world.


 

These journal notes were found amongst the personal effects of the late Doctor John Watson. The precise reason for the lack of publication of this episode in the escapades of his long-time companion are, as yet, still unclear, but the possibility that a childish appeal of some sort may have been made, or perhaps even that the good doctor's own innate sense of wonder prevailed, cannot be discounted.


The Curious Case of the Conundrum of Christmas

Lounging amidst the scarcely creditable chaos of what had once been our shared rooms, I impatiently awaited the return of the Great Detective.
Presently, the peace was abruptly disturbed by the rush of footfalls on the stairs as Holmes burst into the Front Room, flushed with manic energy and beaming with the inner glow that I could only ascribe to yet another deductive conclusion.
“Ah Watson, you have been waiting only a short while, I perceive, so apologies for my tardiness are not yet required.” He busied himself with the construction of his latest fad cocktail and raised a quizzical eye in the direction of my retort.
“Damn me Holmes, how do you know how long I have been here? Have you been loitering at the door in disguise again? Were you the washer woman that I passed in the alley before entering?
A sardonic grin twisted his aristocratic features.
“Nothing so mundane, my dear Doctor. Deduction alone is my tool of choice on this occasion. The rain, that fell in a brief Yuletide shower earlier, ceased only some five minutes ago, and I observe that the droplets from it are still visible, having not yet soaked into the weave of your fine worsted overcoat that lies on the hall stand. Ergo, you could not have been waiting many minutes.”
“As always Holmes, simple, logical and supremely obvious when accompanied by your explanation. So then I, for my part, deduce that you have solved another case, such is your high good humour and lightness of step. Will you tell me of it?”
“Another little morsel for the pages of your journal? Very well. This tale is one of which you will be well aware, having been the centre of frenzied international speculation for many years. I have finally turned my attentions to its solution”
“You don't mean that you have solved the conundrum? I gasped.
“Just so, Watson. Or, more accurately the conundrum in so far as it relates to the deed itself.” He twirled dramatically, raising his glass in salute to his own accomplishment.
“I, Sherlock Holmes,” he continued “have succeeded once again where the assembled critical faculties of Scotland Yard's finest minds, if that is not a contradiction in terms,” he grinned at his aside, “had signally failed.”
“Mark you,” he continued with a rather more subdued air, “they will not credit my exposition of the true origin of the events and are still hunting high and low for some more convoluted answer. They may eventually find something more to their taste, but it does not change the fact that it will be based upon fallacious reasoning. I have explained all of this to them, as one would to a child of six, but they continue in their vain and wrong-headed pursuit of a complex answer to what they perceive to be a complex question. They are, as they ever were, deluded.” He took a long swallow of his drink and paced the floor restlessly.
“Well Holmes,” I asked rather more tartly than I had intended, “are you going to entrust me with the outcome of your investigations, or will you merely continue to approach the solution incrementally like an Indian vulture circling a mortally wounded animal?”
“Ah Watson, your reproof is well aimed; since your matrimony and removal from these premises, I have grown accustomed to solitude and have lapsed into the habit of protracted monologue as a substitute for the civilised conversations in which we were wont to engage.”
He moved to the window and stared silently into the afternoon bustle of Baker Street. Such was the length of his reverie that I feared myself forgotten. Abruptly he pointed through the window.
“The wonder of life is ever decreasing in our modern world and I fear that it may be the unwitting cause of many catastrophes before some equilibrium is finally arrived at. Such was the origin of the matter at hand, Watson. But the telling clue to this case was there for all to see in our own lodging house. Here, peruse the vital evidence yourself.” He paused and produced from his waist-coat pocket a white ornamental card, larger than a business card, yet smaller than a menu. He waved it contemplatively, but did not hand it over for my review. Rather, he regarded the offending card with all the hawk-like concentration for which he is justly renowned.
“This poor exemplar of the printer's art is the keystone to this entire affair Watson.”
“I don't follow, Holmes. It is but one of the newly fashionable so called Christmas Cards. What bearing does this have upon the mystery? We observe these items delivered each day. Do the other geegaws and trinkets not have a similarly mundane origin?”
He shook his head slowly and, I thought, a trifle wearily.
“No, Old Friend you have the crux of it. Occam’s razor. The simplest explanation, all others being discounted, must be the correct one. But I can scarcely credit it...” he paused, all of his previous exuberance crushed out of him. He stood there reeling, like Atlas with the weight of the sky upon his very shoulders.
“I have mounted a surveillance operation such as was only previously required against Professor Moriarty. I have deployed all my resources, including my Baker Street irregulars, and have drawn a blank. I have bent my not inconsiderable talents entirely to the task of unmasking the means of delivery of the presents that are deposited with such speed and regularity in the room of every child in the land, and have reached an impasse. Therefore, I am forced to conclude, in the absence of evidence to the contrary, that Saint Nicholas does, indeed exist.”


This story appears in 'Tales by the Tree' an anthology of flash fiction - 75 stories from over 40 authors
It is available to purchase at Amazon in print or for Kindle (these are Amazon Uk links but it is available at .com

Monday, 28 October 2013

Christmas at Carol’s by Victoria Parsons

This story was written for the Tales by the Tree - a Flash Fiction Anthology, written by Victoria Parsons and I am hosting it on her behalf.



                                                Christmas at Carol’s by Victoria Parsons
                                                            E-Book - Yes


   Floating not falling, the moons making magic with the snowflakes. Perfect. I open the patio doors to let the sprinkles swim in. The silk tablecloth, all the best crystal tiered down the middle, you got to go that extra mile, I mean they’re coming a long way to get here. There’s always the stragglers, uninvited, got to welcome them too. Bing croons about Christmas’s before and the candles bluster with his velvety breath.
   “Good Girl!” Aunt Maggie ruffles in from the hallway, lifts a martini glass and winks.
   “Port, you always forget the port.” Bampy Jack wiggles his ginger moustache.
   “No fool like an old fool, right in front of your mince pies.” Cousin May nips his cheek. “Now pour me the bubbles.”
   “No Dancing?” Uncle Joe pulls Betty May by her feather bower and they glide.
   “Forever Dancing.” She sighs dreamily over his shoulder.
   “Such a treat.” My dear sister curls catlike into the sofa.
   “Treats! We love treats!” The twins come scampering out from under the table.
  “Cherries Carol?  Cherries, bowl of, life and all.” Nanny Meg shouts over the din.
   I open the fridge door and find Houdini hiding on top of the turkey, smoking a cigar. “Sssshhh” He passes the cherries out.
   A Peruvian snake charmer pops up from behind the sofa. His flute seduces the fairy lights into a tightrope across the table. Charlie Chaplin’s up there balancing with his cane whilst Dean Martin and James Brown try to outdo Bing at the piano. 
   Sally Jane’s juggling satsumas. Two, three, eight, twelve turning orange orbs that stay in orbit when she moves away, pulls a cracker with Billy Ray.
    “Turn on the TV, Luna 13 is landing on the moon.” A mouth in a mistletoe topped trilby yells.
  “You’re so behind the times.” Cousin May dances the Charleston around the bobbing hat.
  “Cake cake cake.” A toothless woman chuckles, hiccups, hitches down her red tutu and disappears through the wall.
 We dance, we drink, we toast all the dear dead ones that haven’t made it and we laugh like life never runs out. The phone rings, glasses halt mid air, eyes flit, toes tip and legs lean to leaving.
   Ring. Chaplin’s out into the night stepping across the stars.
   Ring. Aunt Maggie swallows her olive and dives away into her Martini.
   Ring. The twins turn bunny and borough out through the carpet.
   Ring. The Piano stops playing.
   Ring. Satsumas thud to the floor.
   Ring. The snow’s falling not floating now.
  My daughters voice comes out of the answer machine, there’s giggling and drunken voices sing Jingle Bells at me from the black box. “Come round Mum, come now, we hate to think of you on your own.”
   From behind the silver curl of her cigarette smoke Garbo raises an eyebrow at me. “You want to be alone?”
  “I never am.” 


This story appears in 'Tales by the Tree' an anthology of flash fiction - 75 stories from over 40 authors
It is available to purchase at Amazon in print or for Kindle (these are Amazon Uk links but it is available at .com

Thursday, 17 October 2013

Santa’s Little Helpers

This story was written for the Tales by the Tree Christmas Flash Fiction Anthology

Santa's Little Helpers
Author Nick Johns
Word Count 912
Genre
E-Book - Yes
Dedication: For David Grubb and Morag Joss, who encouraged and assisted my early writing.


The hand reached out of the darkness and grabbed her shoulder.
“Millie, you’re going to die tonight. Unless you come with me”
She peered in the direction of the hissing voice, but its source was shrouded in deep shadow.
“Cardboard never makes for great blankets, especially when it’s soaking wet. Tonight is going to be twenty below. Now come on. Take my hand...”
She was pulled to her feet, emerging from her sodden shelter and stretching her cramped arms and legs. The guy holding her hand looked weird, but then everyone under the underpass looked weird.
“Where are we...?
She felt a sharp jolt through her shoulder and her feet left the ground.
Looking down from a hundred feet and rising swiftly, Millie abruptly stopped squirming and gripped the stranger’s hand until her knuckles cracked.
 “How do you know my name?”
“I’m offering to help you, isn’t that enough?”
“What’s in it for you?”
“I get a new member of staff. I’m shorthanded, you see...”
“...and me? What do I get?”
“You get a job, a place where you’ll be warm, and dry, and fed.”
“Do I have a choice?”
“Of course. Just let go of my hand.”
Millie’s eyes watered in the wind and she shivered violently.
They swooped across the city, Millie barely registering their direction, until, with a stomach churning dive, they dropped towards the city football stadium. Gathering speed, the centre line rushed up to meet them.
“What the...!
Her words were snatched away as, with a pop like your ears equalising in an aeroplane, Millie stood in a dim, dark hallway, lit by a single bulb.
Blinking to clear her vision, she looked around her.
A small, wiry figure, dressed all in black faced her.
From winkle picker boots, bowed legs, bony elbows, up through wicked, vicious looking fingernails, he was all angles. Above a black roll neck collar, she saw a pointy chin, and a nose like a Herring Gull’s beak.
“Come along.”
He strode away with a peculiar, springy gait. Millie had to run to catch up.
“What am I doing here? And who the hell are you?”
He turned and a slight parting of his pale lips revealed razor sharp teeth, glinting in what looked like a grin from a hungry shark.
“I told you. You’re here to work, and I suppose you might have grown up calling me Father Christmas.”
“Yeah, right! You’re a... what are you?” Millie spluttered.
“A fairy, a pixie, I’ve even been called an elf, though that has unfortunate modern connotations...”
“But Father Christmas...”
“...is really a fat, laughing, red coated buffoon? No. He’s just an actor. A campaign designed by central marketing... and then only in some parts of the world.”
He turned again and Millie noticed that his ears were pointed..
 “So you deliver presents to girls and boys all over the world?” she asked.
“No, of course not. I just hold the franchise for this part of the continent.”
He pulled at a huge sliding door and suddenly Millie looked into what appeared to be a vast, dingy warehouse that stretched into the distant gloom..
He strode away with a peculiar bow legged, springy gait. Millie had to run to catch up.
“What the hell...? Where the hell...?” she stammered.
He turned and a slight parting of his pale lips revealed razor sharp teeth.
“Dealing with you questions in order. What? This is my manufacturing and distribution centre for this area. Where? Under the football stadium, didn’t you see when we approached?...”
“Underneath? Don’t the owners...?”
“We’re deep here, far too deep for them to even know about us.”
“A football stadium?”
“Magic mounds are so... medieval. They got too small - too far away from the people. Anyway, it’s the same thing, a modern alternative if you will... People attend occasionally, for special events, usually under the influence of intoxicants, and most important, they bring their hopes and dreams – and leave them here. Some of my relatives moved beneath picture houses. They’re regretting it now. Declining numbers, you see. But sport is an enduring, cross cultural, phenomenon.”
A horn blared to her right and she jumped back, narrowly avoiding being impaled on the spikes of a speeding fork lift truck.
“You’ll find you know many of the current workforce. I tend to recruit widely amongst hobos and derelicts...”
“Hey! Who you callin...?
“... oh, I suppose you prefer some modern euphemism? As I was saying, I use... street people?...” he raised a quizzical eyebrow before continuing. “... because, frankly, no one notices their whereabouts, or even cares really. Most eventually accept that regular food and shelter, even if accompanied by hard work, is preferable to starvation, disease and agonising, solitary death.”
Millie leapt aside as a trolley train, bursting with presents, thundered past. She tripped, and sprawled on the dusty floor. What had she done?
“I also use runaway children for some of the more intricate tasks, and there’s always a steady supply of old people. They’re often good with logistics... anyone who won’t be missed. Everyone tells me they like it here... I’m sure you will too, my dear.”
The shark’s teeth appeared once more, but the smile never reached his pale yellow eyes.
“Well, you’ve got work to do. You can start working any time you want to start eating.”
He stalked off into the gloom, pausing only to call back over his shoulder.
“By the way, Millie, you can call me Santa.”

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912 Words
@nickjohns999

This story appears in 'Tales by the Tree' an anthology of flash fiction - 75 stories from over 40 authors
It is available to purchase at Amazon in print or for Kindle (these are Amazon Uk links but it is available at .com