Santa's Little Helpers
Author Nick Johns
Word Count 912
Genre
E-Book - Yes
Dedication: For David Grubb and Morag Joss, who encouraged and assisted my early writing.
The hand reached
out of the darkness and grabbed her shoulder.
“Millie, you’re
going to die tonight. Unless you come with me”
She peered in
the direction of the hissing voice, but its source was shrouded in deep shadow.
“Cardboard never
makes for great blankets, especially when it’s soaking wet. Tonight is going to
be twenty below. Now come on. Take my hand...”
She was pulled
to her feet, emerging from her sodden shelter and stretching her cramped arms
and legs. The guy holding her hand looked weird, but then everyone under the
underpass looked weird.
“Where are we...?
“Where are we...?
She felt a sharp
jolt through her shoulder and her feet left the ground.
Looking down
from a hundred feet and rising swiftly, Millie abruptly stopped squirming and gripped
the stranger’s hand until her knuckles cracked.
“How do you know my name?”
“I’m offering to
help you, isn’t that enough?”
“What’s in it
for you?”
“I get a new
member of staff. I’m shorthanded, you see...”
“...and me? What
do I get?”
“You get a job,
a place where you’ll be warm, and dry, and fed.”
“Do I have a
choice?”
“Of course. Just
let go of my hand.”
Millie’s eyes
watered in the wind and she shivered violently.
They swooped
across the city, Millie barely registering their direction, until, with a
stomach churning dive, they dropped towards the city football stadium.
Gathering speed, the centre line rushed up to meet them.
“What the...!
Her words were
snatched away as, with a pop like your ears equalising in an aeroplane, Millie
stood in a dim, dark hallway, lit by a single bulb.
Blinking to
clear her vision, she looked around her.
A small, wiry figure,
dressed all in black faced her.
From winkle
picker boots, bowed legs, bony elbows, up through wicked, vicious looking
fingernails, he was all angles. Above a black roll neck collar, she saw a
pointy chin, and a nose like a Herring Gull’s beak.
“Come along.”
He strode away
with a peculiar, springy gait. Millie had to run to catch up.
“What am I doing here? And who the hell are you?”
“What am I doing here? And who the hell are you?”
He turned and a
slight parting of his pale lips revealed razor sharp teeth, glinting in what
looked like a grin from a hungry shark.
“I told you. You’re
here to work, and I suppose you might have grown up calling me Father
Christmas.”
“Yeah, right!
You’re a... what are you?” Millie spluttered.
“A fairy, a
pixie, I’ve even been called an elf, though that has unfortunate modern
connotations...”
“But Father
Christmas...”
“...is really a
fat, laughing, red coated buffoon? No. He’s just an actor. A campaign designed
by central marketing... and then only in some parts of the world.”
He turned again
and Millie noticed that his ears were pointed..
“So you deliver presents to girls and boys all
over the world?” she asked.
“No, of course
not. I just hold the franchise for this part of the continent.”
He pulled at a
huge sliding door and suddenly Millie looked into what appeared to be a vast, dingy
warehouse that stretched into the distant gloom..
He strode away
with a peculiar bow legged, springy gait. Millie had to run to catch up.
“What the
hell...? Where the hell...?” she stammered.
He turned and a
slight parting of his pale lips revealed razor sharp teeth.
“Dealing with
you questions in order. What? This is my manufacturing and distribution centre
for this area. Where? Under the football stadium, didn’t you see when we
approached?...”
“Underneath? Don’t
the owners...?”
“We’re deep
here, far too deep for them to even know about us.”
“A football
stadium?”
“Magic mounds
are so... medieval. They got too small - too far away from the people. Anyway,
it’s the same thing, a modern alternative if you will... People attend
occasionally, for special events, usually under the influence of intoxicants,
and most important, they bring their hopes and dreams – and leave them here.
Some of my relatives moved beneath picture houses. They’re regretting it now. Declining
numbers, you see. But sport is an enduring, cross cultural, phenomenon.”
A horn blared to
her right and she jumped back, narrowly avoiding being impaled on the spikes of
a speeding fork lift truck.
“You’ll find you
know many of the current workforce. I tend to recruit widely amongst hobos and
derelicts...”
“Hey! Who you
callin...?
“... oh, I
suppose you prefer some modern euphemism? As I was saying, I use... street
people?...” he raised a quizzical eyebrow before continuing. “... because,
frankly, no one notices their whereabouts, or even cares really. Most
eventually accept that regular food and shelter, even if accompanied by hard
work, is preferable to starvation, disease and agonising, solitary death.”
Millie leapt aside
as a trolley train, bursting with presents, thundered past. She tripped, and
sprawled on the dusty floor. What had she done?
“I also use
runaway children for some of the more intricate tasks, and there’s always a
steady supply of old people. They’re often good with logistics... anyone who
won’t be missed. Everyone tells me they like it here... I’m sure you will too,
my dear.”
The shark’s
teeth appeared once more, but the smile never reached his pale yellow eyes.
“Well, you’ve
got work to do. You can start working any time you want to start eating.”
He stalked off
into the gloom, pausing only to call back over his shoulder.
“By the way, Millie,
you can call me Santa.”
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