Be Careful What You Wish For...
“Hey Shirley!”
“What?”
“The guy next to
me; he just whispered something disgusting in my ear.”
“Well, Tracey you’ve
got yourself to blame for that.”
“What’s that
supposed to mean?”
“This is all
your fault!”
“How’s that?”
“Celebrating your
birthday yesterday, that weird guy in the harem pants offered us three wishes.”
“I’m kinda vague
after the tequila slammers.”
“Well, you jumped
right in and took them all.”
“What did I say?”
“You said ‘I
want men falling all over me’.”
“Yea?”
“Then ‘lets all
get legless’.”
“And finally ‘I
want to get ahead’ – nice going Tracey!.”
100 words
@nickjohns999
This story was written for Angela Goff's Visual Dare 'The Kiss'
LOL!! Moral to the lesson....never make three wishes after tequila slammers! :) Great quirky cautionary tale - and all in dialogue, which is a challenge to pull off. Thanks for another fun Visual Dare entry!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Angela, for another great prompt!
ReplyDeleteFun and well done - odd and yet makes perfect sense! Glad you are joining in on these challenges, Nick :))
ReplyDeleteThanks Jo-Anne! Rather more prosaic than your beautiful, lyrical contribution to the challenge!
ReplyDeleteA humorous cautionary tale.
ReplyDeleteWell done.
Cheers!
JzB
Thanks Jazz! A tough one for me this time :-)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, you got that just right, careful what you wish for when you've been drinking!
ReplyDeleteThanks Lisa! Tequila'll do that to you!
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